Yo dawg, I heard you like Sonic...

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
02/22/2014 at 22:51 • Filed to: SONIC

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...so I drove to Sonic in my Sonic while listening to Sonic

Sorry for the dark, it's night time. Oh, and the name of the video? Last night I was playing Loadout with a friend and we played against a guy named 'SanicDaHedgeguy', and it made me laugh harder than it ever should.

For good measure, here's more Sonic:

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jayhawk Jake
02/22/2014 at 23:00

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I was expecting this song..


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
02/22/2014 at 23:03

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Sonic 2 > Sonic 1 because spin dash. And better level design.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Jayhawk Jake
02/22/2014 at 23:03

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Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/22/2014 at 23:07

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No! You will not change my opinion!

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
02/22/2014 at 23:11

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I considered it. It's on my phone, so next time.


Kinja'd!!! Dennis Leboeuf > Jayhawk Jake
02/22/2014 at 23:15

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Why can't the Chevy Sonic do spin dashes?


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
02/22/2014 at 23:19

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At least we can agree 3D Blast was pretty meh?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Dennis Leboeuf
02/22/2014 at 23:23

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Who says it can't do spin dashes?


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Jayhawk Jake
02/22/2014 at 23:32

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God DAMN that was a burnout if I ever did see one. Puts muscle cars to shame


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
02/22/2014 at 23:39

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That's because Sonic >>>>> Muscle cars


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/22/2014 at 23:50

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Yes, although my only experience with it is in emulated form on the Xbox 360.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jayhawk Jake
02/22/2014 at 23:54

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The video and the song I linked are the same length at 2:07, quite a coincidence.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
02/22/2014 at 23:57

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It was awkward on the Genesis. After being so used to left and right to move, any button to jump and holding down + any button for a spin dash in 2, 3, and S&K, you suddenly needed to move in 8 directions, had a dedicated spin dash button, and two jump buttons, if I recall. The controls and physics were just awkward and made hitting enemies more of a challenge, so I never got very far in the game.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
02/23/2014 at 00:00

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Indeed


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2014 at 09:43

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I ate at Sonic on Wednesday. It didn't end well...

BLEVE followed.


Kinja'd!!! GrannyShiftR > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/24/2014 at 00:35

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You are my new favorite person for introducing me to that. Well, actually Jennifer Lawrence is pretty great, but you're a close second.